"It's not that I actively dislike children. It's that I don't go stupid for them. Still, parents tend to consider my position to be that of a witch. Like I must be plotting to boil the kiddies in a stew pot along with carrots and parsnips. That I'm all for thin gruel as sustenance for orphans, and each day at sunrise I hook up a toddler to a plow designed for oxen."
From "Pure Poetry" by Binnie Kirshenbaum. I think she's brilliant!
